Beard Fact
It is scientifically proven that if you stand within close proximity of a bearded man, in nine months a full grown baby will fall out of your vagina…. #thefacts
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It is scientifically proven that if you stand within close proximity of a bearded man, in nine months a full grown baby will fall out of your vagina…. #thefacts
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here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
For life.
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Patriarchy =
- menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
- Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
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This paper will come to be known as the greatest example of irony throughout all of eternity.
tyler really gets it